March 2012
bye
what’s really cool about living in a city as big as new york
is that even though there’s eight million people
and you see different people every day and pass by hundreds on the street
every morning when you get on the train to go to work or go to school
there are the same few people and you get used to them and seeing them and not only is the train part of your commute but seeing...
thinkin about maybe writing some stand up possibly yeah
my mother has leopard print duct tape
this cougar thing has gone too far
contemplating only wearing my carl sagan shirts at vidcon
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klaydoh replied to your photo: sometimes i forget that i sat on elijah wood’s lap…
VIKKI BAGGINS
fun fact: my very first email was vickybaggins@aol.com
it’s still there somewhere in the depths of aol i’m not touching it though that’s like asking me to go into mordor
also i’m sorry but i looked damn good in that pink tracksuit
whenever i see the “reblog if u creyd evry time” thing
i can’t help but read it in a jamaican accent
and it’s so fucking funny
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callmeconquistador replied to your post: i feel like shakespeare created some incredibly…
….oh my god. can i please put this on my facebook
y
yes
yes you can
only if u tell my boi tybalt dat im lookin 4 him thx
i feel like shakespeare created some incredibly ghetto names
“mm gurl hav u seen mah boyfran mercutio i can’t find him anywere if u c him tell him dat his boo desdemona be lookin 4 him”
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kellyblogsfromthetardis replied to your video: i found a bouncy ball
My first thought was hmmm how can i convince vikki to have sex with me on this
kelly shh not in front of the kids
Watchi found a bouncy ball
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josephasfoury:
February 2012
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holes in my shoes
pouring rain outside
i’m jesus walking on water
some words just sound like they were supposed to be greek gods
(parentheses is one of those words)
oh i get it
overalls
they go over all your clothes
over alls
this makes so much more sense
woah like ten of you told me about today’s teefury shirt being carl sagan related golly wow you’re the best i’m getting it
look at that fucking thing
i mean i’m iago for a scene only but it’s like twenty minutes
i’m still super happy
i just got cast as iago in othello?
wow i’m super happy
wow this is perfect
goin to bed
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two gingers having sex are committing gingecest
dammit
DAM
MI T
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it’s really easy to strike up a conversation in a bowling alley
a storage facility supply shop called “rack city”
it’s so weird to think that glass is just a really slowly moving liquid
when i was a kid and we used to sing silent night at christmas time and we’d get up to the part that goes “sleep in heavenly peace” i always thought they were saying “sleep in heavenly peas” and i had this image in my brain of jesus lying in a bunch of mushed up green peas and i wondered “why would we put the savior in a bunch of mushy vegetables i don’t...
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Watchi took a beatles song and turned it into a monologue once
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iplaypretend replied to your post: i have to keep a step stool in my kitchen because…
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casi come here and get things out of my cabinets for me i can’t reach these
i have to keep a step stool in my kitchen because i can’t reach any of the dishes in my house except i can’t find it and i’m really hungry but i can’t get any dishes or half the things in our pantry
goddammit i hate being short
my mom’s gone
i’m gonna record this monologue now
you guys excited
don’t be it’s probably underwhelming just warning you
i really hope no one’s disappointed with my butt at vidcon
it’s the object of a song
and a few cults
it better deliver
starting to use
“it’s for science”
as an actual excuse for me doing things
i don’t know why they call it construction paper jesus christ this is the flimsiest piece of shit i’ve ever had to work with come on have you ever tried to actually construct something with construction paper i can’t build a building out of this goddammit i want my money back
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oh since the brits are awake
i’m doing a butt masterpost
i need your butts please
thanks
the musician needed a minuet to compose himself
oh wow i just hit a milestone
oh wow there are a lot of you
can you get stage fright on a blogging platform
thanks for following my dumb blog
i love you guys a lot
we did an improv thing today during drama and i died during it
some kid in my class screamed “guys let’s gangbang vikki’s dead body!”
he wasnt part of the improv
i was genuinely frightened for a minute
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sometimes i look at waterbottles and get angry that they have a better figure than me
there are people at school that i’ve seen every day who are just realizing that my hair is red
i’ve had red hair for over a month now glad to know these assholes care :’)
catching guys staring at someone’s ass is the funniest thing because you can shoot them this knowing look and they look all guilty and you’re all smug and it’s pretty great
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some girl just walked up to me and said “you looked pregnant from across the room”
then she continued
“but you’re not fat enough to be pregnant.”
a girl in my locker bank thought munich was in switzerland
help me
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Watchbottlethestars:
bottlethestars:
“I AM THE BATMAN”
ugh everyone’s so sad just watch this you’ll feel better
sad friends if you wanna laugh at me being an idiot
that’s okay too
anything to make you guys laugh
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sad friends i wrote you a poem:
you are beautiful in every single way
no words can’t bring you down
so don’t you bring you down today
you’re beautiful
you’re beautiful it’s true
i saw your face
on a crowded dash
and i don’t know what to do
because you’re all so fucking wonderful jesus christ can you all move here so i can be with you